47. This fed is the personification of 'we trained him wrong on purpose as a joke.' Somebody at Quantico is still laughing.

39. Three accounts and not ONE of them had the sense to be like ‘nevermind this is stupid.’ Just full commitment to the bit. Respect the grind, hate the cause.

35. The FBI agent when you didn't fall for the third account: 'You're a loose cannon Slipstream but I'll get you next time!" shakes fist, trips over his own shoelaces.

32. He's the only traffic your site got. Your analytics are just his three accounts in a trench coat pretending to be different people. FBI budget going crazy.

30. This agent's entire case strategy was ‘I'll ask nicely three times with different usernames and maybe he won't notice.’ The FBI is recruiting from clown college apparently.

29. Imagine going home after a long day of failing to catch anime art distributors and your spouse asks ‘how was work honey’ and you have to say 'the dinosaur girl got away again.’

21. The FBI: 'we take child safety seriously.’ Also the FBI: spends 3 years trying to frame a guy over legally- drawn dino woman art that a grown adult requested.

20. He literally manufactured the entire case. Solicited the art, received the art, stayed for years, and then probably wrote 'target is distributing illicit content’ to his boss like he didn't ASK FOR IT.

18. This agent's search history is worse than yours but he gets to carry a badge while he does it.

14. Imagine being the forensic accountant at the FBI and your boss is like ‘Johnson we need you on something big’ and it's tracing the IP of a guy who hosts 2D dinosaur girl JPEGs.

13. He's the ONLY visitor to the site. Singular. Alone. The analytics page is just a vertical line. And he STILL thinks he's building a case.

3. Bro really sat through 6 months at the academy learning surveillance tradecraft just to fumble three Reddit alts asking for Klaxosaur pussy. The glow is visible from orbit.

2. Imagine going through Quantico, graduating, taking an oath, and your first assignment is 'beg strangers for dinosaur-waifu hentai.’ Your tax dollars at work.

45. Bro thought alt accounts would hide the badge. Spoiler: they didn't.

46. You asked for art of an adult non-human girl. You're the weirdo in this equation.

47. Three accounts just to be the only person accessing a page. Rent free.

48. FBI's most wanted list: 1. Anime 2. Having friends 3. A life.

49. Bro really said "| need three accounts because one isn't pathetic enough.’

50. Imagine being a federal agent and getting ratio'd by a website owner.

51. You are the human equivalent of a CAPTCHA that never loads.

19. Imagine clocking into work at the FBI just to DM about anime tits.

10. Imagine being a federal agent and your biggest case is 'man posted anime art | asked for."

11. You really thought triple-accounting was stealth? We could smell the badge from orbit.

12. FBI training really prepared you for... checks notes... begging for hentai adjacent art. AL...

6. The FBI's cyber crimes division when they see anime tiddies: OS®

7. Bro really said 'I'll catch criminals’ then logged into alt account #3 to beg for waifu pics.